FIRES AND MORE FIRES

"Amtrak Conductor Suspended Because of Kerry Comments"

Some equally irreverant alternatives:

Fire the guys who put up the Kerry campaign banners on the Amtrak trains...fire the trains for wearing Kerry campaign signs...fire the conductor of the Kerry campaign train for holding up everyone else for eighty-four minutes...better yet, fire Kerry for using Amtrak trains for campaign purposes...fire the Kerry campaign for firing and/or threatening to fire everyone else, nationwide, who isn't already under fire by Kerry and campaign.

Seems that the theme song for the Kerry campaign should be "Sympathy for the Devil." Ooops, actually, I think it already is: He's gonna' sue your ass! Then, he's gonna' FIRE your ass!