BUZZARDS IN THE HOUSE

"Pelosi: No Harm, No Foul" -- Nancy Pelosi returns from a four-day trip to Iraq and Afghanistan to discover a black bird has been occupying her Georgetown home in her abscence, while discovering that her trip abroad has done little to nothing to improve her literary skills.

Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly said the Speaker described the animal as "a little black bird" and that "she kept thinking to herself, 'Quoth the Raven, 'nevermore.'"

Meanwhile, "Democrat clerks caught on tape looking through GOP drawers" -- Democrat clerks in the U.S. House of Representatives discovered to have burglarized Republican "drawers" and the media worries about Nancy Pelosi's uninvited bird visit with nary a peep about the Democrat burglers in the House.

The Republican leader in the house is demanding two clerks who work for the Democrats be fired. The men are accused of rifling through a Republican clerk's desk and re-moving documents.

...Republican Clerk Juliana Simone has been asked by the police not to speak about the incident, but the Legislative Office Building's surveillance cameras have apparently captured images of two Democratic state senate clerks going through her desk and taking things

Rep. Larry Cafero, the Republican leader in House, has seen the tape and says the six minute incident is harassment.

"This was not a prank, there was no laughter among the participants, there was a seriousness of purpose," he said. "What their purpose was I do not know. Who directed them to do this, I do not know, but it certainly, in my view was not a prank.

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