"I'M BOYCOTTING THE LETTER 'F' TODAY"
This just might be the -unniest -orum post i have evah read:
"Stupid letter! What good does it do? It's like a poor man's E...a ailiure. Inally, I've had enough and I'm giving it a swit kick with my oot. Begone silly letter and bother me no more. Down with F! I orgo your dubious merit...Actually, this might be the dumbest topic I've ever started on any orum I've ever been a member o."
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